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lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

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heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

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relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

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afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

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officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

(via suspend)

I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion, via charlotteismadeofashes)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

k1mkardashian:

sometimes i read read as read when it’s actually supposed to be read as read

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shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

(Source: masterbat3r, via huffledpuff)

thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

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