do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*
MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band
my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman
You’re the proof
how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad
mom: i made cookies!!
where do gifs like this even come from? the pits of hell?
I was listening the main theme of Howl’s moving caste when I saw this gif and… my god
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones